Hi! I'm Joesus. I've been walking around on this planet for 22 years not knowing I am the Messiah.
God is Good - But never dance in a small boat.
Many are called - yet few are choosen. The Highest Calling in this corporeal world is now avalable to you mortals.
Joesus is now accepting applications to fulfill His Order. This is a cattle call for applicants, yet acceptance shall be select.
To better provide you with the qualifications, experience, and history needed to secure a position within The Order Joesus offers his latest victorious delegates:
High Holy Bishop * Ill Papa
His High Holiness The Reverend Jonathan C. Chance
was the first to apply for a position within The Order and the first accepted. Upon the realization of my Divinity I found His Gospel to be most true to my teachings.
Grand Inquisitor Art Bender
after numerous contacts convinced me to revive this anachronistic position by stressing that this world needs this discipline at this time.
How To Procure Your Position
Send your Application, Bio, your Credo, Web Site(s), your e-mail address, enclose donation/payment (check, cash, or money order) and mail to:
P O Box 9291
You will receive your Position Certificate for The Order promptly.
Do not bother saving this image for your own use - without Mine & Dad's signature it is completely worthless. As a matter of fact, attempting to preach My Gospel without the proper accreditation is a SIN and you'll be DAMNED.
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