Hi! I'm Joesus. I've been walking around on this planet for 22 years not knowing I am the Messiah. You can reach Joesus at
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God is Good - But never dance in a small boat.
Many are called - yet few are choosen. The Highest Calling in this corporeal world is now avalable to you mortals.
Joesus is now accepting applications to fulfill His Order. This is a cattle call for applicants, yet acceptance shall be select.
To better provide you with the qualifications, experience, and history needed to secure a position within The Order Joesus offers his latest victorious delegates:
Position
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High Holy Bishop * Ill Papa
His High Holiness The Reverend Jonathan C. Chance
was the first to apply for a position within The Order and the first accepted. Upon the realization of my Divinity I found His Gospel to be most true to my teachings.
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Inquisitor
Grand Inquisitor Art Bender
after numerous contacts convinced me to revive this anachronistic position by stressing that this world needs this discipline at this time.
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Positions Available
Abbot
Acolyte
Archbishop
Bhikku
Hierophant
Gallach
Canoness
Baal Kore
Imam
Ecclesiastic
Lector
Parish Clerk
Laymen
Mendicant
Nuns
Laypeople
How To Procure Your Position
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Step One:
Send your Application, Bio, your Credo, Web Site(s), your e-mail address, enclose donation/payment (check, cash, or money order) and mail to:
Joesus
P O Box 9291
Fort Worth
Texas 76147-9291
U.S.A.
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Step Two
You will receive your Position Certificate for The Order promptly.
Do not bother saving this image for your own use - without Mine & Dad's signature it is completely worthless. As a matter of fact, attempting to preach My Gospel without the proper accreditation is a SIN and you'll be DAMNED.
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